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I see you've met my brother in law...

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Hot stuff Slocum!

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Indeed! male feminists are a plague on female sexuality. They are vanguards of the "consent" industrial complex, a wrecking ball to natural flirtations and the intoxicating nature of the male gaze. These males via their "allyship" feel wholly entitled to women's bodies but their true contempt for women and hostility towards their own total lack of masculinity is evidenced by their "The future is female" t-shirts and the fact that these sad creatures have no idea how to actually give a good core-shaking fuck and often obscure their lack of skill in some kind of BDSM bullshit.

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If a fella that's light in the loafers says it, it must be true.

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Right?

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You crack me up.

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Oh my gosh Josh! You’re the only one who can make me cringe AND laugh at the same time. (Mostly laugh.) And also think. I am decades and DECADES beyond the demographic you wrote this for but I do worry about them all, young harridans and soy boys alike. It’s so much harder for young people these days. Please do not ever stop writing.

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That I make anyone cringe and laugh at the same time makes me giggle like an imp. That's what it's all for:)

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Savage! Keep it up!

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Bwahahahah! I’m so glad to be 73!

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Keep talking like that and they're all going to take their electric scooters and go home.

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Honestly I was/am confused about whether you were talking about young women on testosterone who develop dryness issues due to vaginal atrophy or men who think they are women whose fake va-j-js lack natural lubrication.

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🤣🤣🤣. 😮‍💨. How true. The birth deficit would disappear if manly men finally step up, push aside the soys and offer deserving women a chance for a fulfilling and exciting sex and family life. Notice I said "deserving". Many women aren't deserving, and are too damaged to ever be. But some are salvageable. They need strong men who will be the leader in the relationship. Kind but firm and unyielding in the terms of the relationship, the pinnacle of which is one of deference to each other's natural skill sets.

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🤣

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Oh, Josh, you absolutely MUST record this as a ScrooToob or Rumble video in your very best camp! I predict it will be an instant hit!

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"greazy"

Oh, God, you're one of those.

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I couldn't help it. I *had* to do it.

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Junior Miss model in the J C Penny catalog! Haven’t read that term in decades!

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