Things Gay Men Like
-antiques
-oceanliner disasters, esp. Titanic
-Madge from Palmolive
-soap operas
-steam locomotives (we are boys after all)
-expensive skin care
-shrews (see: Judge Judy, Dr. Laura)
-bitches (see: every female celebrity gay men have ever worshipped)
-prissy walking
-brunch
-women with "split personalities" or delusional manias
-being insufferable
-classic cars, usually big boats (see above, boys, Titanic)
-dick
-Madonna (see above)
-desperate women on the edge whose diet pill is wearing off
-"travel"
-your man
-pressed trousers
-too much eyebrow-plucking
-Spanish housemaids
I must not be a gay man. I don't like any of those things except Dr. Laura and dick 🤣. And you. I like you.
Haha! Excellent. So glad we ladies have someone to count on when our diet pills wear off. Straight men just don't get that.
I'd add pressed sheets. Is that a thing?