-antiques
-oceanliner disasters, esp. Titanic
-Madge from Palmolive
-soap operas
-steam locomotives (we are boys after all)
-expensive skin care
-shrews (see: Judge Judy, Dr. Laura)
-bitches (see: every female celebrity gay men have ever worshipped)
-prissy walking
-brunch
-women with "split personalities" or delusional manias
-being insufferable
-classic cars, usually big boats (see above, boys, Titanic)
-dick
-Madonna (see above)
-desperate women on the edge whose diet pill is wearing off
-"travel"
-your man
-pressed trousers
-too much eyebrow-plucking
-Spanish housemaids
Add "All things Halloween" and you've got my best friend, Cody.
Décor…and lots of close girlfriends who appear totally at ease (knowing they are physically safe).
(My beloved step-grandson in college.)