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We were just talking about adopting a rescue cat and you may have just sealed the deal! My kids thank you! 😸

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Apr 30, 2023Liked by Josh Slocum

We did a few months ago. She has been so awesome. You won't regret it!

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Do it! A kitty will choose you and the kids when you present yourself at the pound. That will be your cat.

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Shredder (big white one) chose me. He chose me for petting, and scratching and biting my hand, then for more petting.

Now look at him.

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Apr 30, 2023·edited Apr 30, 2023

I hope he's not named Shredder because of the hurting he puts on your furniture! 😄 He's an absolute doll!

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He came with his name, and being such a big boy, it fit. He was 9 when his former owners put him at the shelter. Big boy. 22 pounds. Overfed, matted. He's 16 pounds now and much calmer.

He's tough and strong and is the neighborhood bully. But he loves his humans and has become a lovely cuddle puddle as an old man.

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Cuddle Puddle! Yes! We need that!

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Apr 30, 2023Liked by Josh Slocum

As always, sage advice, sir! Made my Grinch heart grow 3 sizes! I hope you've got some housekeeping tips for life with cats in your bag of tricks! Something with a catchy title, like: 10 ways to get cat puke stains out of your duvet cover! 🤣 (I know you've got some great ones up your sleeve!)

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1. Fresh Step unscented clumping litter. Everything else is a waste of money.

2. Teach the kids to love sweeping up around the litter box.

3. Feed the cats canned wet food, not kibble. No kibble, no matter what it claims, is good for cats. None. They are obligate carnivores. Kitty keto, not carbs.

4. Enjoy!

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See?! I effing KNEW you'd have some excellent advice! I couldn't love you more, Mr. Slocum!

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The HissAffected

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Nothing better than a Sunday morning pun. :)

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I also buy Fresh Step unscented and give my 3 indoor and one outdoor cat canned food once a day and dry food the other time, to scrub their teeth. I mix the outdoor cat's wet food with a bit of water. He laps it up like soup. He leans against our front door and goes flying as we open it so we try to remember open the door slowly.

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Heaven!

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Apr 30, 2023Liked by Josh Slocum

My husband and I were petting our cats before I picked up my phone and saw this image of luxurious cat luxuriating with their person.

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The absolute best part of life.

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Apr 30, 2023Liked by Josh Slocum

Crazy cat lady ailurophile here - devoted cat mama to Astor-kitty - all black fluffy Maine Coon mix 4 years old now, adopted from Maine Coon Rescue in Oct. 2019, the latest love of my life in a life long succession of cats. Can't imagine life without cats.

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My favorite part of my day is drinking my morning coffee and petting the cats. Nothing is better.

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Awe. So cute! There absolutely is no finer way to wake up indeed.

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I fondly recall those mornings of snuggles, cuddles and purrs. Now I wake up to the raucous song of the tiny house wren who has a nest in the alcove of my balcony. For such a tiny bird with a little pointy beak and perky tail it rivals all but crows with its big voice. 🙉

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Fuzzy dumplins!

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When do they start the "Feed me, feed me," routine?

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