historical fiction
I'm dead.
Goofball.
What a delicious scandal!
Thank you for this wee bit of Hilarity. Just what I needed
I didn’t know I was high but clearly I am
*snerk!*
All I can say is… cute
I knew that Burger King was a cad! All that flame-broiled goodness was just a cover.
His porn 'stache just screams "free mustache rides!"
🤣🤣🤣
You made me hungry. For yet another cheeseburger!
Who else could it be?
Fortunately, I just finished a few slices of a delectable sausage pizza delight! One of the best I've had!
Ah, poor thing. At least she had good taste to choose the king rather than the dastardly, low born Hamburgler.
You’re in rare form, Josh. That was well done.
Or that crooked Mayor McCheese!
The Hamburgler would not be meet and fit for a lady of her station. Why ever would you consider it?
Well done. LOL.
It was undoubtedly in an abandoned royal castle, though still full of krystal.
I will never think of "bun in the oven" in quite the same way ever again. The ladies wonder: is it true that it takes two hands to handle a whopper?
*opens mouth*
*raises finger*
"..."
*lowers finger and closes mouth before uttering any humorous vulgarities involving use of the words "beef", "buns", "filling", "flavor", "meat", "salty", "satisfying", "sauce", or "tomato"*
"Wait, why 'tomato'?"
"WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!?!"
Haha, I can weirdly picture this.
*takes a bow*
Jolly, good laugh
What the hell am I reading?… LOL… ok ok, that was hilarious! 😆
I'm dead.
Goofball.
What a delicious scandal!
Thank you for this wee bit of Hilarity. Just what I needed
I didn’t know I was high but clearly I am
*snerk!*
All I can say is… cute
I knew that Burger King was a cad! All that flame-broiled goodness was just a cover.
His porn 'stache just screams "free mustache rides!"
🤣🤣🤣
You made me hungry. For yet another cheeseburger!
Who else could it be?
Fortunately, I just finished a few slices of a delectable sausage pizza delight! One of the best I've had!
Ah, poor thing. At least she had good taste to choose the king rather than the dastardly, low born Hamburgler.
You’re in rare form, Josh. That was well done.
Or that crooked Mayor McCheese!
The Hamburgler would not be meet and fit for a lady of her station. Why ever would you consider it?
Well done. LOL.
It was undoubtedly in an abandoned royal castle, though still full of krystal.
I will never think of "bun in the oven" in quite the same way ever again. The ladies wonder: is it true that it takes two hands to handle a whopper?
*opens mouth*
*raises finger*
"..."
*lowers finger and closes mouth before uttering any humorous vulgarities involving use of the words "beef", "buns", "filling", "flavor", "meat", "salty", "satisfying", "sauce", or "tomato"*
"Wait, why 'tomato'?"
"WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!?!"
Haha, I can weirdly picture this.
*takes a bow*
Jolly, good laugh
What the hell am I reading?… LOL… ok ok, that was hilarious! 😆
🤣🤣🤣