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...THAT'S the name they gave it? With that 'classy-modern-minimal' style branding?? Did they think they were being clever??? Ok whiny-vag-plant-lube corp! 😂
Oh shit. At first I did not get that this was what you were referencing and I started to go off on the ad. Lol. Wtf. I just can’t anymore. .I want to say I’m done but that suggests I’ve given up . I have not. I do however need to channel my energy into productive fights.
I’d like to add that the packaging for this product looks exactly like the psylocibin micro dose helpmeet that I have become acquainted with. The world is shrinking upon itself .
Copy reads “Think of it as eye cream for your vagina”
My vagina has a thousand - all-seeing! - Eyes and has seen much. Too much. Do you not know? Have you not heard? Was it not told unto you from the Beginning?
Huh. All I got was vagina dentata. I thought the 1000-All-Seeing-Eyes option was less useful, since I wear mostly pants and shorts. You’re saying it’s worth it, huh?
FWIW, I’ve been pretty pleased with the teeth. I haven’t had a chance to really use them yet, but just knowing they’re there has helped my sense of safety immensely
Very cool! I think my worst vagina investment was the pull out model I had in the 90s. I got it so I could leave it at home, you know, for safety. But it never fit right, and it eventually wound up getting stolen anyway when I accidentally left it on a bus.
Hahaha
I know that cat aint got your tounge
😏
A possible hostess gift for you, Josh.
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!
...THAT'S the name they gave it? With that 'classy-modern-minimal' style branding?? Did they think they were being clever??? Ok whiny-vag-plant-lube corp! 😂
To be fair, I think it will go over most people's heads. Those that "get it" will be tickled. I find it hilarious.
It's cool. This one is for us oldies.
Thank you for sharing!
Hmm - maybe for some slightly younger geeks as well...
I learned a new old word. 🙂
Oh shit. At first I did not get that this was what you were referencing and I started to go off on the ad. Lol. Wtf. I just can’t anymore. .I want to say I’m done but that suggests I’ve given up . I have not. I do however need to channel my energy into productive fights.
I’d like to add that the packaging for this product looks exactly like the psylocibin micro dose helpmeet that I have become acquainted with. The world is shrinking upon itself .
The leading brand has a lazy name: “Womanness.”
Let’s replace “Womanness” with “Quim Happy Clam Everyday Oil” and see if the Marketing team notices!
Copy reads “Think of it as eye cream for your vagina”
My vagina has a thousand - all-seeing! - Eyes and has seen much. Too much. Do you not know? Have you not heard? Was it not told unto you from the Beginning?
Huh. All I got was vagina dentata. I thought the 1000-All-Seeing-Eyes option was less useful, since I wear mostly pants and shorts. You’re saying it’s worth it, huh?
FWIW, I’ve been pretty pleased with the teeth. I haven’t had a chance to really use them yet, but just knowing they’re there has helped my sense of safety immensely
Definitely worth it, and plus, I upgraded to RETRACTABLE vagina dentata. You know, to protect innocent passersby.
Very cool! I think my worst vagina investment was the pull out model I had in the 90s. I got it so I could leave it at home, you know, for safety. But it never fit right, and it eventually wound up getting stolen anyway when I accidentally left it on a bus.
In retrospect, I should have gotten the pull out with teeth. Hypothetically it would have been able to defend itself, lol
NOW I’m imagining some guy running around screaming in the bus station, my hoohah latched onto one hand. It’s growling, naturally
I love the snicker-snak noise the toothed models make. It's like chatter teeth.
Kind of a problem when you’re sitting in church, but…
"QUIM"? Seriously?!
I saw this ad today and just nodded. Yep.
That’s where we are.
I'm getting email from people saying, "Huh?" "I don't get it."
Yep. That's how jokes work. Some of them you won't get.
Some of them you have to work for:)
Last thing we need is more “self care.” The only people that I know that talk like that are communal narcissists