Because I don’t want to do my nightly copy-editing, you get to read the banal contents of my mind.
Things found in bios
These e-thots on Twitter are ubiquitous. Every day I have to block 15 digital doxies promising me that I’ll find parts of their anatomy on their bio page. Will no one rid me of these turbulent hoes?
If those knocks don’t have googly eyes or some visual indicator of being unbalanced I want my money back.
Free or best offer
Anyone want a well-used but still functional homosexuality? This model was made in the 70s so it’s built of quality materials that can take a pounding. It’s just too tedious anymore and needs re-homed.
Pining for hospice
I told my therapist today I can’t wait to be on hospice because that means I’d soon be dead and I won’t have to see any more of this crap they keep pushing down the pike. This bloody country is already unrecognizable. Doesn’t a terminal benzodiazepine addiction sound nicer?
Current mental soundtrack
Billy Joel’s “Just the way you are” is stuck in my head. And now in yours, too.
Fun with AI
From image prompt “retarded brassiere.”
Your new classic drag name is
Banda Soleil
Stupid
Salt doesn’t need a grinder. It’s not pepper. The salt isn’t “fresher inside.” It has no essential oils to release on crushing. Do you even know what a mineral is?
Would you finish this post?
That’s a dear; thank you.
I would finish it…
I, too, have times in which I procrastinate on my copy editing. Everything, it seems, becomes a little more important. It’s like I tell myself, “I just need to do this one small thing first, then I’ll start.” But there’s always another “thing,” putting me off again. This cycles around until I have no other option.
Doesn’t always happen, but sometimes…
Thanks for the laughs today. Well, some laughs, anyway. I few not sure about thats. But I know how it feels to feel the weight of the world’s craziness. Today I felt tremendously disappointed by a prominent You Tuber with whom I am quite friendly on FB. She went from full on Woke Leftist to full on “Jesus is the only way for everyone” Christian. She shared an article that decried the antisemitism of some far right conservatives who claim to be Christian and why this is just wrong. But at the same time, the article author said that “Christless Jews” are as “lost and condemned” as are “Christless conservatives”. Unless I’ve lost my ability to read, that was pretty confusing. I asked if she agreed and she said yes, Jesus is the ONLY way. We’ve been going back and forth for a while, but to me this is an example of someone exchanging one dogma (Woke Left) with another dogma (Jesus is the ONLY way). I know you have spoken about finding God, maybe, perhaps. I can understand because I have a hard time with “belief”. But that does not make me less Jewish or less concerned over the fact that we Jews are currently in the biggest fight of our lives since the Holocaust. So many Christians have embraced Zionism and provide unbelievable support to Israel and Diapora Jews like me. But then to see this form of cognitive dissonance and I’m back in my own low-level depression!