BPD-the first fully self-diagnosing personality disorder!

This just happened during my therapy session.

[knock on door]

Shrink: I'm sorry. One moment please.

[Shrink goes into waiting room. I can hear part of the conversation. The woman who knocked on the door has that low-class gum-chonking trailer park accent and cadence.]

Woman: Blah-blah blah I'm supposta blah blah blah

Shrink: OK. I'm with a client now.

Woman: Well I'm supposta get a mental health evaluation for blah blah blah blah blah they sent me here blah blah.

Shrink: Do you have an appointment?

Woman: DO YOU HAVE ANY MANNERS

Shrink: [Turns around, comes back and closes door in her face. Starts laughing as he apologizes.]

Me: I've already diagnosed her. That's her mental health evaluation. Done.

Shrink: I bet you have.

Me: And you know I'm right. She doesn't need a mental health evaluation. She's self-diagnosing.